Wednesday, July 20, 2005
This lady from HSBC calls to make a pitch for its Visa Platinum.
Sales Pitch (SP): Would you be interested in golfing, sir? We have privilege treatment for our clients at most prestigious golf resorts in the Asia-Pacific region.
Me: (golf? out of the question..) Errrrr, no--
SP: I'd also like to let you know that the dining privileges at top restaurants in the country are one-of-a-kind.
Me: (like I don't have my UOB..) Umhm.
SP: There're also exclusive client concierge services available.
Me: (wert!) ......
Me: (finally..) I don't think you're speaking to a suitable person. You see, I'm rather new to the workforce--
SP: That's okay, sir. As long as you earn more than 30k annually.
Me: Hell yea, I wish I were!!!! (-_-")
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The sky is falling.
Can you see it?
Sales Pitch (SP):
Me: (golf? out of the question..) Errrrr, no--
SP: I'd also like to let you know that the dining privileges at top restaurants in the country are one-of-a-kind.
Me: (like I don't have my UOB..) Umhm.
SP: There're also exclusive client concierge services available.
Me: (wert!) ......
Me: (finally..) I don't think you're speaking to a suitable person. You see, I'm rather new to the workforce--
SP: That's okay, sir. As long as you earn more than 30k annually.
Me: Hell yea, I wish I were!!!! (-_-")
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The sky is falling.
Can you see it?
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