Saturday, February 21, 2004
There were many many memorable happenings in these 7 days, and I can't really remember everything now as I write, but I'll try my best to convey whatever I can recall. I remember how I used to read books by this author, Willard Price, when I was young, and there was this story in which the protagonist had a scorpion in his deep sea diving helmet. Well... Haha I can claim now to have had the same experience! As I was falling in with helmet, SBO and rifle on the 2nd morning, I saw an insect-like creature crawling down my left eye from the inside of my helmet. The people around me said it was a bug, so I sorta ignored it. Then it started crawling down further and over my spectacles, and lo and behold, I saw a tail stinger right in front of my eye. Anyone can imagine what I did. I screamed bloody murder, threw off my helmet, and scraped the baby scorpion, all of 10cm, to the ground. What an experience! Another funny thing that happened time and again was when we were cheong-ing through vegetation during contact drills. Bcos the ground was pretty uneven due to trench digging by previous batches, and also bcos we couldn't see the ground due to the thick green undergrowth, it wasn't uncommon to see people screaming 'Charge!!' as they ran, and suddenly disappear from sight when they fell into a pothole. So in the end, a charging line of 7 people would have only 3 to 4 people left at the end of the charge, heh. Powder parades were also quite unique. We stripped to underwear in front of our bashas at night and sergeants would come round inspecting us to see that we were absolutely ghostly white from head to toe, and I mean really head to toe. The underwear check was a routine that we did by snapping our underwear against our skin and having a cloud of powder exploding in front of us. :p Neat! And finally, there was the Officer Commanding (OC) evening on the last night, where each platoon performed an item. Led by Nicholas, Lucas, Darren and me, Leopard 2 did a choral rendition of one of our army songs, and it was wonderful... :) I love the Leopard 2 cheer too! :)
When I say Leopard you say 2, Leopard 2, Leopard 2
When I say kilat you say toe, kilatoe, kilatoe
When I say yan dao you say guys, yan dao guys, yan dao guys
Leopard 2 (in a cocked up accent)
Yes Sgt!
Leopard 2 (cocked up accent)
Permission to keep fit Sgt!
Half left down
-clap clap- Leopard!
Ah, and fyi, the word 'kilatoe' was something we picked up from our platoon sgts. It means skilled. And 'permission to keep fit' is just a misnomer for punishments by pumping. 'Half left down' is the position for pumping. Yup.
I've really learned to cherish the simplest of pleasures in life, even more so after outfield... :) Hmm, Mum's birthday is coming up on Monday. What should I do?

